Sunday, July 04, 2004

Good evening Mr Khan, table for you and your hordes?
A London restaurant chain is offering customers free DNA testing to see if they're descended from Genghis Khan. Restaurant Shish has promised free meals for anyone related to the notorious Mongol leader, in a promotion to mark the Mongolian government's decision to allow citizens to have surnames for the first time since they were banned by the Communists in the 1920s. I can't help feeling that anyone related to Genghis Khan would probably just pillage the restaurant and be done with it.