Tuesday, February 08, 2005

rofl
A Jordanian man divorced his wife after discovering that she was his virtual girlfriend. Bakr Melhem had been flirting with an apparently unmarried woman on an internet chat room for months, but when he met her at a bus station she turned out to be his wife. He immediately shouted 'I divorce thee' three times, ending the marriage. She responded by calling him 'a liar' then fainted.

oldies
A 79-year-old Florida granny grabbed the railing and clung on when a drawbridge lifted up as she crossed it. Drivers spotted her hanging 100 feet up in the air, her handbag dangling from her ankle, and alerted the operator. A bored Austrian granny was arrested when she staged a fake bank robbery. The 80-year-old threatened a cashier with a toy pistol and hissed: 'This is a stick up', then started to laugh. A young thug who tried to mug an 88-year-old former German boxing champion was knocked out cold by a right hook on his chin. A granny in England has left her cleaning job for a career driving 75-tonne dumper trucks. A 78-year-old Chinese granny scaled the outside of her apartment block after locking herself out of her 5th floor flat.