who keeps 60 beers in their car?
A Slovak man trapped in his car under an avalanche freed himself by drinking 60 bottles of beer and urinating on the snow to melt it. Rescue teams found him staggering drunkenly along a path in the Tatra mountains. Meanwhile, in Somerset, a devout Baptist couple bought a DVD of Doris Day in 'Pajama Game' from a bargain bin at a supermarket, but it turned out to be an Italian porn movie 'Breasts of Passion'. The pensioners watched the whole film before complaining. 'We were very shocked, but we watched until the end because we couldn't believe what we were seeing. Topless women appeared and started talking in Italian. We were horrified. There was no plot - just sex.'