Thursday, June 17, 2004

Mouse Wisdom
Well, I mean, YES idealism, YES the dignity of pure research, YES the pursuit of truth in all its forms, but there comes a point I'm afraid where you begin to suspect that if there's any REAL truth, it's that the entire multi-dimensional infinity of the Universe is almost certainly being run by a bunch of maniacs. And if it comes to a choice between spending yet another 10 million years finding that out, and on the other hand just taking the money and running, then I for one could do with the exercise.

One of the white mice in 'The Hitchhikers' Guide to the Galaxy'

Service with a smile :)
I recently tried to order a cd from America and after something went wrong with my order at Amazon.com I went to CD Baby - 'a little CD store with the best new independent music'. Not only was it cheaper but my order confirmation arrived by email as follows:

ARMS OF KISMET: Eponymous
Your CD has been gently taken from our CD Baby shelves with sterilized contamination-free gloves and placed onto a satin pillow. A team of 50 employees inspected your CD and polished it to make sure it was in the best possible condition before mailing. Our packing specialist from Japan lit a candle and a hush fell over the crowd as he put your CD into the finest gold-lined box that money can buy. We all had a wonderful celebration afterwards and the whole party marched down the street to the post office where the entire town of Portland waved 'Bon Voyage!' to your package, on its way to you, in our private CD Baby jet.