Thursday, December 11, 2003

tofu
Germany's self-confessed cannibal killer Armin Meiwes has been sent a vegetarian cookbook and a Christmas hamper full of veggie burgers and tofu by animals rights group Peta. The group says it would be a major coup if it could convert Meiwes to vegetarianism.

messiah
Victoria Beckham says her husband's latest haircut makes him look like Jesus. Coincidentally, her latest video makes her look like Mary Magdalene.

mortified
A Canadian mayor who secretly stripped off in council offices and had her photo taken wearing just her ceremonial chain says she is mortified after the pictures went on public display.