Jollity Farm
There’s a farm called Misery, but of that we’ll have none
Because we know of one that’s always lots of fun
And this one’s name is Jollity; believe me, folks, it’s great
For everything sings out to us as we go through the gate ...

All the little pigs, they grunt and howl
The cats mee-yow, the dogs bow-wow
Everybody makes a row down on Jollity Farm

All the little birds go tweet tweet tweet
The lambs all bleat and shake their feet
Everything’s a perfect treat down on Jollity Farm

Regular as habit the cock begins to crow
And the old buck rabbit sings “Stuff it up your jumper”
Vo-do-de-oh

All the little ducks go quack quack quack
The cows go moo, the bull does too
Everyone says 'how do you do' down on Jollity Farm

The Bonzo Dog Band