superbulge
It seems the new Superman is worrying Hollywood executives because of the size of his bulge. They fear Brandon Routh's profile in the superhero's skintight costume could be - ahem - 'distracting', and they have ordered the makers of 'Superman Returns' to cover it up. A spokesman said: 'It's a major issue. Brandon is extremely well endowed and we may be forced to erase his package with digital effects.' What is strange about all this is the fact that an actress - let's say, Pamela Anderson - is expected to be well-endowed in certain areas, and if - perish the thought - she isn't, then the studio will immediately set about digitally enhancing her. I suppose it just goes to show that not all bulges are created equal.