Tuesday, November 29, 2005

hey you!
unruly hair? eyes too small? bum lacking ooomph? not enough cleavage? knobbly knees? lumpy thighs? bloodshot eyes? waist not waspy enough? breasts unlike melons? pimples showing? dimples missing? bikini not tight enough? dress a bit wrinkled? teeth not white enough? arms lacking muscle tone? lips too thin? bones too bony? wrinkles showing? not looking raunchy enough? not looking young enough? paunch developing? cheekbones too low? looking a bit too human? keen to impress an alien? sick of living in an unsaturated world? couldn't find a big enough trowel for your make-up? barred from Stepford? then you need this!