Mrs Conclusion: Hullo Mrs Premise.
Mrs Premise: Hullo Mrs Conclusion.
Conclusion: Busy Day?
Premise: Busy? I just spent four hours burying the cat.
Conclusion: Four hours to bury a cat?
Premise: Yes, it wouldn't keep still.
Conclusion: Oh, it wasn't dead, then?
Premise: No, no - but it's not at all well, so we were going to be on the safe side.
Conclusion: Quite right ... We're going to have to have our budgie put down.
Premise: Really - is it very old?
Conclusion: No, we just don't like it.

Monty Python