it's all going pear-shaped
An Italian sex researcher claims he can tell a woman's personality from her breasts. Piero Lorenzoni has categorised breast types according to fruits. A woman with large, round breasts like a melon may appear motherly, but is far from it. "She likes eating and wants to be spoiled and admired, but seldom likes sex." Women with pert, prominent "lemon" breasts are "full of life, can laugh at themselves, and want a balanced life without surprises." Pert, oval-shaped breasts are like pineapples. "A woman with pineapple breasts is intelligent, often has a career but is still romantic, and is faithful." Pert, firm grapefruit-shaped breasts do not denote good sex. "This woman may look erotic, but in reality is bashful and homely. She spoils her partner but prefers tenderness to sex." A women with "oranges" is "self-confident and knows her goals, but has little interest in sex, preferring conversation." Small breasted women, with assets that resemble cherries, are funny, exciting, entertaining, intelligent, make great partners and are moderately interested in sex." Lastly, a woman with pear-shaped breasts "loves love in all its variations, can be very religious, but is known to have affairs."