Woman: My daughter can paint like that.
Picasso: Congratulations Madame, your daughter is a genius.
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Gertrude Stein: I look nothing like the person in this painting.
Picasso: No, but you will.
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Scene: Picasso's apartment in Nazi-occupied Paris during an unwelcome visit from the Gestapo. An officer notices a picture of Guernica (Picasso's depiction of the destruction of the Basque capital by German planes during the Spanish Civil War) on a table.

Gestapo Officer: Did you do that?
Picasso: No. You did.