In Britain we have a Royal Family. Why? I have no idea. Anyway, one of the over-privileged sprogs - Harry, the dim, ginger one - went to a party the other night in an army jacket with a German flag on the arm, a khaki shirt with a Wehrmacht badge on the collar and a swastika armband. This is strange, because it is widely rumoured that Harry, unlike his brother, does not have a drop of German blood in him. I'm not even sure he's clever enough to know what a Nazi is, but surely someone could have told him, especially since in two weeks time the 60th anniversary of the liberation of Auschwitz will be commemorated throughout Europe.