I was in acting class. We did a play called 'Gideon', and I played the part of God - it was typecasting. It was method acting, so two weeks beforehand I started to live the part offstage. I was really fabulous. I put on a blue suit, I took taxi cabs all over New York, I tipped big, 'cause he would have. I got into a fight with a guy and I forgave him. It's true. Some guy hit my fender and I said unto him 'be fruitful and multiply', but not in those words.
Woody Allen