Wot, no kids?!
A German couple who went to a fertility clinic after 8 years of marriage have found out why they are still childless. Fertility tests showed they should have had no trouble conceiving, but when doctors asked them how often they had had sex, they looked blank, and said: "What do you mean?". A spokesman for the clinic said: "We are not talking retarded people here, but a couple, brought up in a religious environment, who were simply unaware of the physical requirements necessary to procreate."