So what's been happening?
A cemetery in Santiago is offering coffins with a 'panic button'. A cockatiel has learnt to sew after watching his owner working in a tailor's shop. German authorities have fined a woman for laughing too loudly. A boat carrying sixty people across a Texas lake capsized after the passengers ran to one side to look at nude bathers. Zen teacher Senso Grover Genro Gauntt is charging stressed-out executives £150 to experience life as a London beggar for a few days. A Qantas passenger on a flight from Melbourne to Wellington found a live whistling tree frog sitting on top of the cucumber in her salad.