Friday, November 14, 2003

top secrets
A special German intelligence unit planned to blow up Buckingham Palace using exploding cans of processed peas, a top secret MI5 paper revealed today. Two Germans led by a conspicuous British Indian guide waded ashore on the Irish coast in July 1940 carrying three or four metal boxes of explosives, including a number of tins labelled 'Prepared French Peas' containing small slabs of nitro-cellulose.

The Americans commissioned a psychiatric and psychologist report of Hitler which concluded that he was a great fan of pornography. A plan was drawn up to drop piles of pornography on Hitler's residence in the hope he would have a seizure from sexual excitement.